Planking of Another Sort

This video describes the top slab for the Game Table. Susie and I cut down this large scrub oak tree last spring at a neighbor's ranch.  It was large and mostly dead with many spalted areas which really just added to the spectacular color and grain variation.  It did however need a healthy infusion of epoxy to renew it's strength and hardness.

I have to confess, I am usually a bit nauseated when people over spiritualize stuff.  And when they say that God told them "thus and such" or worse, they were given, "a word for me", the yellow caution lights glare in my cerebellum.  But I digress.  The thought process here is just to say; as with the lowly scrub oak, the splits, knots, decay and whatever else makes up the criteria for discard, can be transformed into beauty when the master is given a chance to work his kind of magic.  God knows, scrub oak requires a good deal of work to make it look like some kind of magic has occurred...just like this knot-head.

Happy New Year and don't be too bummed if you don't hit the resolution targets.  I think most of them are 200 yard shots with a bow anyway.  And don't be too O'bummered if the election doesn't go the way you want or the economy doesn't improve as quickly as you'd like.  With few exceptions, we are not even close to what my parents described of their experience in the great depression.

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One Leg at a Time

This video shows the attachment of the legs for the Game Table, "Game On". These support both the curved bit as well as the top.  The legs, which are tapered, do indeed pierce the top. It was tricky but worth all the head scratching. Reviewing the video reminded me of the expression "we all put our trousers on, one leg at a time", and today was one of those days.

Because lest anyone thinks I or any other wood worker/artist (who has been at it professionally for around 27 years) is by now exempt from screw-ups, then you are severely mistaken.  I was reminded yet again today that the finishing process can, has, and did once again kick my ass.  And it seems to happen most often, when I am being the most conscientious, methodical and all that.  I do indeed put my pants on one leg at a time.

 

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You wan t to know what happened?  If not skip the rest of this.  If so, here it is in a nutshell. I paste wood filler (a pudding like product to fill pores) to the top of a very nice looking quarter-sawn, white oak tabletop.  Then I stained it with a dye stain that I had cut with a bit of gum turpentine and mixed with another color to get the color  I wanted.  It was perfect.  It was left to dry overnight but was face down as I intended to finish the bottom first.  The bottom turned out fine as I was using a standard precat lacquer.  I then turned the top over the next day and prepared to finish it.  As this was to be a heavily used table, I intended to use a conversion varnish, which is very durable and moisture resistant.  It is also very finicky in that it requires ideal surface conditions for top performance.  I have determined that the stain and paste wood filler had not completely flashed off all of the solvents and I ended up with a top full of "fish eyes" or craters.  Essentially, it looks like it has been shot with a shotgun from about a hundred yards.  So, it is now scraped. Tomorrow it will be sanded and I will begin again, but this time allowing time for all solvents to evaporate.

Yep. Not such a good day. But there is always something to learn from it.

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Now you see it, now you don't

I was going to talk about the "bad breath" wood this time but upon reflection I have decided that topic stinks!  So in brief, the wood is Russian Olive and it stinks in so many ways. First it's a messy and dirty tree with nasty thorns.  Second it is a water sucker, and Third, it smells like cat pee when you work it.  It does have one redeeming quality however, it is pretty nice looking when all finished up.  Here is a website that has many pictures of stuff made from it. Some pretty cool stuff.

You will want to keep your distance from all the woodworkers however, as they will now and forever smell of cat pee.  Not a good marketing strategy I think.  Ok, so they don't smell like cat pee any more, but they did.  Give me scrub oak...it smells of a whiskey barrel.

The video here attached shows how Game On is beginning to take shape.  With much effort, tedium and persistence, a design gradually becomes a tangible piece of...well...Art.  There is not another one like it that I have ever seen or heard of and it is doubtful it will ever be mass produced.  What you see here are the stages of a piece that excite me.  You start off with some graphite and a lot of eraser marks on a few pieces of paper.  Then you gather the raw material, from the forest in this case.  Some of it you mill into planks that are then "Stickered" and left to air dry for months (slow is better me thinks) or kiln dry for days.  Then you make the parts to make other parts to make other parts to eventually combine the parts to make the sum of the parts and voila! you now have something that looks like part of your original sketch, and it is good.  Sometimes very good.  Sometimes not so good, which is very bad but in this case it was very good.

At these times, I often think of the line in Young Frankenstein where Gene Wilder (aka Dr. "roll in da hay" Fronkensteen) says, "It's  a-l-i-v-e!"

So...now you are beginning to "see it" where as before you did not.

This is Dan Rieple, Believe it.

 

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